This is satire

No factual claims

All content on this site — the "manifesto," the "dossier," the "evidence," the "scanner," and every confident-sounding statistic — is fictional and satirical. Nothing here is intended as a statement of fact about the sky, the atmosphere, astronomy, physics, or reality in general.

The sky is real

To be completely clear: the sky is real. It is not a hologram, a projection, a painted ceiling, a screensaver, or a simulation. Please continue to enjoy it.

No advice

Nothing on this site is scientific, medical, legal, financial, or life advice. The "sky integrity scanner" does not measure anything and its "results" are randomly generated for entertainment.

External links & ads

This site may contain ads (via Google AdSense) and links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, or practices of those third parties.

In short

It's a bit. Have fun, look up, and take nothing here literally.

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