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Privacy Policy

theskyisnotreal.com is a satirical website. This policy explains, plainly, what limited data we collect and how advertising on the site works.

Last updated: July 2026

Who we are

theskyisnotreal.com ("we", "us") is a satire/parody website operated by an individual. You can reach us at support@theskyisnotreal.com.

What we collect

  • Email address (only if you give it). If you submit the "join the revolution" form, we store your email address so we can send you occasional updates. That's the only personal information we collect directly, and only when you choose to provide it.
  • Basic request data. Like most sites, our hosting provider (Cloudflare) processes standard technical information such as IP address and browser type to serve and secure the site.

Advertising & cookies

We display ads through Google AdSense. Third-party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on your prior visits to this and other websites.

  • Google's use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads to you based on your visit to this site and/or other sites on the internet.
  • You can opt out of personalized advertising by visiting Google Ads Settings.
  • You can opt out of other third-party vendors' use of cookies for personalized advertising at aboutads.info/choices.

How we use your email

We use your email only to send occasional updates in the spirit of this site. We do not sell your email address. You can unsubscribe at any time by emailing us at support@theskyisnotreal.com and we will remove you from our records.

Data retention

We keep your email until you ask us to remove it. Technical/log data is retained only as long as needed to operate and secure the site.

Children

This site is not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from them.

Changes

We may update this policy from time to time. Material changes will be reflected by updating the date above.

Contact

Questions about this policy? Email support@theskyisnotreal.com.

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